Ten years of hard news in one paragraph;
Savage island bootcamps, football-club-owning scammers, literary hoaxes, South Canterbury Finance silliness, cocaine-addled gold traders, Scientology suicides, narcissist conmen, ham-fisted polling operations, politically-connected trust lobbyists,
tax-avoiding multinationals, dodgy Elvis impersonators, bloggers playing dirty, and the sweetheart deals
cut with secret New Zealand billionaires.